This is really embarassing but I got my penis stuck in my bong, and I cant call 911?!?

Question

I have too much "herb" to call 911. I can't get it (erect) out and it won't go down. I live in a small town and our 1 doctor is out on a call until tonight. Any advise on how to get it out?

Answer 1

You must have a very small bong.

Answer 2

Your best bet right now is to forget about it. I know it sounds stupid, but the reasoning is as follows: to get your penis flaccid, you need the blood to come out of the penis. When it is constricted( as it is by you're bong) it will be harder todo that. Just try to relax. Watch tv ore something, and put the bong in a place where it restes over something, so you don't have it dangling from your d*ck. If all else fails, try giving the bong a hot shower. That will cause the glass to expand, giving your penis more room to get out. Hope this helps!

Answer 3

Vegtable Oil, Canola Oil, Olive Oil, Peanut Oil, Non Stick Cooking Spray Any Oils like Baby Oil

Answer 4

Try to relax a little. Give it a little time to get soft. If this doesn't work, try some oil or lube. Use lots of it and see if it can slip out.



Otherwise, you may have to (carefully) break the bong

Answer 5

Smash it with a hammer," it" will either go down or the bong will break.





EDIT: Call your mother! That'll make it go down!

Answer 6

Yes , Huff and puff and blow your thing out!!!!